Friday 25 May 2012

LAMEST WAY TO HIT ON A CHIC

Yesterday one of our admins was well caught up in a situation most of us would dread.
She was threatened with legal action.

 uhm reason? One may ask, posting an Avril pic on her face book page and not giving a shout out to the page or photographer.

Lame, huh?

So she just uploaded the pic? Did she lie it was her? Well she just captioned the pic. She
didn’t say it was her, well unless her nickname is 'mapose.com' .

So did she crop the pic in anyway so as to alter it? Actually NO  she didn’t. The logo of the so called photography agency was very clear. And come on who amongst us has never shared downloaded pics on their social network accounts????????

 So really then why threaten to sue her? Beats me, as if threatening the admin was not enough, he the photographer in question shamelessly asked her out on a coffee date.

So what you are trying to say is, some prick out there threatens to sue women under his company name so as to later ask them out? Yes .

Is that professional???????????

 Be the judge.

Below is the convo he <the so called photographer> and our admin (though some names are hypothetical) had:

    “  HIM> Mikey Likulu; You are allowed to share Avril's pic..but not crop it and make it yours.
            Its protected under a contract so be carefull

ADMIN > ; Mine? Did i say it was mine? If you are gonna make accusations have evidence i just wrote 'mapose.com' the eff  dude.

   HIM> ; Mikey Likulu.,  With all due respect, do not start trading insults.
 How did the pic end up on ur profile?? Because u downloaded it and posted on your wall. So that makes it yours, illegally.So I am using kind words, take Allure's photos on your profile down, Kindly.EnougH

ADMIN> ; So?? The pics are all over twitter, go there thats where i got them from not your shady Ass Page. And am not removing them. Everyone knows its Avril, i didnt say its me. Go take people pics ontop of KICC and stop inboxing me garbage. Nkt.

  HIM > ;Mikey Likulu Since the term 'diplomacy' does not apply on u, I will not argue.    Hold on and see what happens.Deuce!!!

  ADMIN> ;  YAWN. Thats why you are a photographer clearly law si yako.

HIM > ;  Mikey LikuluHaha. I can see the english language is a burden to some few lots.:D

            Lemmi educate you.

            Pay attention.

            I am the Director of Photography. Meaning, I come up with the concept, location and direct the shoots.

            Ben Kiruthi is the photographer, not me..

            Adding to that, I am Allure's CEO.. I own the company.

            So if u decide to take me and my company on,do it at your own risk miss.

            Its a pity you choose to be a hater.
            Bring it on!!!
   ADMIN>: HATER? Babe please go back to school and learn the meaning of the word

HIM > : Mikey Likulu
  :p..Lol. Someone's busted.:p.. Or should I say 'stalker'...since u've invaded my profile and learnt that am in USIU,thats y ua posting childish updates..   Lucky me I'm in campus,doing something beneficial to myself n society... What are you??what do u do??:D:D.
 Haha.. Oh bwoy.Btw txt me sometime, we should do coffee..:D:p   U're funny..07258361**.


ADMIN > : Hi Mike, I'm Karey , passed the bar so I'm a lawyer.

      1. The name 'ALLURE' is a copywright to the New York magazine and Modelling agency in Italy and Chicago. . .don't give her crap about sueing nsh!t.

      2. I don't see anywhere on http://www.facebook.com/Alluremodels/info that says you have Copyrights to the photos on the page. That means anyone can download them
      3. she  didn't at any point say the photos are of herself or that she was the photographer. This is free publicity to you if you ask me.

      
      You are therefore free to proceed with sueing. . .you don't have a case against her. Goodday
    *

      

      Allure Modelling Agency

      To be the leading modeling and casting agency based in Kenya dealing in the recruitment and management of models for assignments in areas ranging from TV Commercials, Commercial Print, Radio and Voice Overs to Runway and High Fashion, Corporate Events and Promotional Services.

 ADMIN > :  Hi Mike, I'm SIMON . You have the strangest method of picking chics. Images on the internet have a fair usage policy and you can't sue her because she's not using the image for profit or personal gain. otherwise Beyonce would have sued the million women using her as a profile picture

HIM : Hey Karey(or to whom it may concern).
      I'm Mikey. In charge of Allure.

      
      1. We are a registered company named 'ALLURE MODELLING AGENCY' under the state law office of the Attorney General of the Republic of Kenya.(check on www.attorneygeneralschambers.go.ke to confirm) and we have the certificate of registration 4rom the government of kenya to prove it.

      
      2. A contract is signed between us and the models and the photographer for protection of our work against people croping and resizing our images, and it was clearly mentioned in our page the restrictions partitioned against fraudsters who are out there to sabotage our company's reputation. I saw the pic on Rose's wall and kindly requested her to take down the photos. But she proceeded to use insulting language(read her message thread).

      
      Since this whole issue has crossed the bar as you say, I study International Business in USIU,not law. So its fair if I forward you as a lawyer to our company's lawyer and settle this lawfully.

ADMIN > : In fact I didn't crop the image, the picture still has the original watermark so the attribution still belongs to your crappy-shit-agency-that-tries-to-sue-young-women- “

     
       How about next time you just pick up chics in a club ………

SLIM POSSIBLE SEASON 3

Slim possible is back again. Yeah major yawn if you ask me but am a
Lillian Muli fan so sue me.

When slim possible started it started at a crappy time,
*hope those guys who proposed that time got fired, no offense *.
It was during `KenyansforKenya`, here we are raising money to save starving Kenyans ,
then other Kenyans want lose weight, yeah it was pretty annoying.

But we got over it.
So season 3 slim possible is back, err…  But i would love it if Citizen Guys FOR ONCE thought outside the box.
 Don’t bring housewives who over ate and are now fat and apparently shocked.
Does something unique, show us how post pregnant mums want lose their baby weight and go back to the way they used to be.
Uhm kind of like Lillian Muli.
 Then her hosting the show would make more sense.

We are living in a world celebrity mums are being paid to lose weight and get back their figures, examples Jennifer Hudson and Jessica Simpson.

 So why can’t we do the same?

 Reward women who go back to their pre pregnancy bodies?

 C'mon Citizen accept my challenge.

 You know you want to…

Thursday 17 May 2012

How to run a business page.

Last week i found myself watching straight up (nothing new there i love seeing Ian mugoya display his blondness) , that aside a young designer was the guest (i believe her name was Ola) . I loved what i saw so i decided to check out her work on her face book page.


http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/OLA-fashion-house/155804881133001

I have nothing but love and admiration for her work BUT sweetheart if you want the world to take you seriously grab a pen and notebook....

1. This is her description (we are a fashion house that aims at the production of creative items!! we PLEDGE OUR EXISTENCE TO STYLE! we tell you what to wear and how to wear it. we let you in on the latest fashion events and aim at promoting talent ...ITS AN OLA OLA WORLD ) - eer WHY?????????



2. (OPEN SLOTS TO MODELS WISHING TO JOIN OLA FASHION HOUSE..send your prtflio's to
angelamutemi@yahoo.com or olafashionhouse@gmail.com or felipeiain@yahoo.com
And lets get busy :-P:-D:-D:-D
Xx (:

A-ola) - who in god`s name uses smileys and short forms when advertising job positions????????????



3. (SOON TO UNLEASH OUR NEW M0DELS !!! QUESTI0N IS ARE U READY TO HANDLE THIS GRAND AMM0UNT OF BEAUTY-H0TNESS AND WOW Put together in an amazing OLA PACKAGE?) - what did grammar ever do to you??????????????




4 (We simply l0ve african print...let us knw what you think ;-);-);-) ) - when you advertise your clothes with such a statement don't keep such a pic as shown above give more side and back views .and its O not 0, jeez.



5 . am already tired so am going  keep it short.......when talking to clients learn how to spell, personally i took you seriously until you removed vowels in your words. do have an OLA day..